You know you're living with beardies when...

Just thought we could start identifying things around the house that indicate a house full of beardies, i.e. You know you're living with beardies when...
while barefoot, you step on a thorn. When you remove it, it's actually a shedded beardie scale!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Crickets sing from all corners WITHIN the house!

You know you're living with beardies when...
Your refrigerator is full of worms and this is a very good thing, not a sign for a serious cleaning job!

I know there are many more ways that show others we are doing things a little bit differently! So, how do you know you're living with beardies?

 

[dna14]

it's funny that people who shy away from my kidz luv my beardies and vice-versa!

 

[duke11]

small children have creepy, clammy hands, like freshly dead starfish

I agree! I babysit my neighbors and their hands are so gross all the time, especially when they all tackle me and wipe their hands over my face.

 

[dna14]

small children have creepy, clammy hands, like freshly dead starfish

I agree! I babysit my neighbors and their hands are so gross all the time, especially when they all tackle me and wipe their hands over my face.

I can't take credit for that quote. Can admit that it made me laugh though!

.Re: You know you're living with beardies when...
they come stomping through your livingroom, throw you a dirty look and YOU apologise to them for their bad tempers.

I'm joining the club with the "weird girl". They can't figure out why I don't like babies or puppies, but I would happily snuggle up to a spiky reptile and call them cute. (Anyway - small children have creepy, clammy hands, like freshly dead starfish. Sorry to all the parents out there!)

From, TheDragonKeepers :lol:

 

[ghr15]

small children have creepy, clammy hands, like freshly dead starfish

I agree! I babysit my neighbors and their hands are so gross all the time, especially when they all tackle me and wipe their hands over my face.

On a somewhat related note how about this you know you are living with beardies when. You're mom refers to you beardies as her grand kids because it is the closest thing she will ever get to grand kids. I am 27 and never intend to have kids ever. Also my dream wife would be someone who loves beardies does not want kids but wants lots and lots of beardies. She can even be fat I don't care she just has to love beardies.

 

[Aznrainbowdime]

She can even be fat I don't care she just has to love beardies.

LMFAOO !!!!!!! I CANT'T BREATHEE !!!!!

Lmao wow I needed that laugh.. thanks. I dont want kids either just lots n lots of beardies !! Hint ?? lol j/k

 

[ajkry2]

Lmao wow I needed that laugh.. thanks. I dont want kids either just lots n lots of beardies !!

omg! you're my dream girl :lol:

 

[gulfbrzdawn]

Lmao wow I needed that laugh.. thanks. I dont want kids either just lots n lots of beardies !!

omg! you're my dream girl :lol:

Do I sense a crush?! :roll: :lol: :wink:

 

[DragonsInKansas]

Lmao wow I needed that laugh.. thanks. I dont want kids either just lots n lots of beardies !!

omg! you're my dream girl :lol:

Haha, good luck buddy

 

[Aznrainbowdime]

Lmao wow I needed that laugh.. thanks. I dont want kids either just lots n lots of beardies !!

omg! you're my dream girl :lol:

Do I sense a crush?! :roll: :lol: :wink:

crush ?? hmmmm ....

Lmao wow I needed that laugh.. thanks. I dont want kids either just lots n lots of beardies !!

omg! you're my dream girl :lol:

Haha, good luck buddy

lol got that right !!!! :wink:

 

[duke11]

small children have creepy, clammy hands, like freshly dead starfish

I agree! I babysit my neighbors and their hands are so gross all the time, especially when they all tackle me and wipe their hands over my face.

I can't take credit for that quote. Can admit that it made me laugh though!

.Re: You know you're living with beardies when...
they come stomping through your livingroom, throw you a dirty look and YOU apologise to them for their bad tempers.

I'm joining the club with the "weird girl". They can't figure out why I don't like babies or puppies, but I would happily snuggle up to a spiky reptile and call them cute. (Anyway - small children have creepy, clammy hands, like freshly dead starfish. Sorry to all the parents out there!)

From, TheDragonKeepers :lol:

Sorry, I mean to give that to TheDragonKeepers but I hit quote on yours and didn't take notice on it until now

 

[Phoenix17June2009]

you know you're living with beardies when you have "lizard proofed" all the rooms in the house and have a bathroom that everyone knows not to use because thats the Beardy's Bathroom lol

 

[ghr15]

you know you're living with beardies when you have "lizard proofed" all the rooms in the house and have a bathroom that everyone knows not to use because thats the Beardy's Bathroom lol

How does one lizard proof there rooms? Also how about this one you know you're living with beardies when you have more pictures of beardies and other lizards on you're wall then you do people.

 

[beardie parents]

...... when your husband's daugher and her two dogs, one who is a licker, move in and, after being licked by him, you say "I deffinitely shouldn't house you on sand".

 

[ajkry2]

...... when your husband's daugher and her two dogs, one who is a licker, move in and, after being licked by him, you say "I deffinitely shouldn't house you on sand".

:lol:

 

[freitas]

you know you are living with beardies when you come every day to this stupid site hoping people added info i can actually use but instead you find *****ic posts like this one.